darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via whereismy-supersuit)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw, via disagreed)

I miss how you wanted me.
━ six word story, #18  (via terrible)

(Source: lovelikewolves, via stuckupteen)

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

(via disagreed)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via loserslol)

(Source: newyorkchris, via fablefaser)

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via stay-ocean-minded)

pizzaahut:

sorry for spam xoxo

pizzaahut:

sorry for spam xoxo

(via oriqami)